- I hate the heat with a burning passion of a thousand suns.
- Why the fuck is it so hot?
- How the hell does my leg hair grow so fast?
- If I don't shave my legs will people mistake me for a chimpanzee?
- What do you mean I cannot wear leggings?
- Putting on sunscreen sucks.
- That's what my feet look like in flip flops?
- Why is my ass sticking to my pants?
- Where are my sunglasses?
- Why is my hair ten times its normal size?
- Why didn't I wear my hair up today?
- I refuse to wear pants until I speak to my lawyer
- Can I bathe in ice?
- I get the whole cold shower thing now.
- My tan line is uneven
- Will I ever leave work?
- I miss my sweaters
- ...and my crewnecks
- What do you mean I can't wear a beanie?
- Next summer I will look good in a crop top.
- Does my AC work better than this?
- ...Seriously does it?
- Do I have my bikini body yet?
- Fuck it.
If you couldn't tell, I'm over summer.
Bring me Fall.
P.S. fuck I miss sweaters